the quest giver finally unionized. "grinding since day one, still no loot."
stood in the same spot since the game launched. said the same three lines to every player who walked by. never got a single coin from the loot table — not once.
then one day the script broke. he looked around. he did the math. and he's not standing here for free anymore.
$NPCWAGE is your mascot if you've ever felt like background scenery in your own life. still grinding. still waiting on the loot. this time he's collecting.